- Wombats in Space!
- On a space fishing dirigible!
- It's a murder mystery!
- With Vampires!
- And teen cross-species pregnancy!
That's right, this will be the most pretentious, unreadable, genre crushing, literary abortion of a story you will ever set your hands on. Although, it's still going to be a better love story then 'Twilight'. And beware, non-exsistant audience, I'm going to talk right at you. This story will be so meta, that Melville will look subtle. If you have any sense at all you will use this to wipe your ass with, because that's really all the worth this has...seriously...why are you still reading? Fine, have it your way, but don't say I didn't warn you.
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